Monday, November 21, 2016
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
I watched the first few hours of election returns in a movie theater. They projected CNN on the screen, and there was a woman in something like a Wonder Woman costume who occasionally interrupted CNN to say some funny things. Yet early in the evening it became apparent that the election wasn't going the way the Clinton camp wanted, and Wonder Woman disappeared, leaving us with CNN writ large on the big screen.
While I was sitting in the lobby, waiting for the theater to open, a memory flashed explosively into my mind: I suddenly remembered the 1980 election. For months polls, talking heads, pundits, and anchormen had confidently predicted that Jimmy Carter would win the election. Then on election night, much as the dark horse won tonight, state after state fell to the challenger, Ronald Reagan. Many people were shocked and filled with disbelief.
I've written in the past about how I believe that intuition is the voice of a silent parallel consciousness that speaks up on relatively rare instances to deliver a gift wrapped idea, an epiphany, a revelation, an aha! or Eureka moment. And that's what I think happened tonight in the lobby. Where the inputs came from, I don't know, but the output was spot on: it was a surprising upset.
Monday, October 3, 2016
Friday, September 30, 2016
|Amanda Knox leaves the prison in Perugia inside a car with Corrado Maria Daclon, secretary general of the Italy-USA Foundation, 3 October 2011. Photo by Scott335. Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.|
A few days ago I put out a poll question on Twitter:
Thursday, September 29, 2016
|The switch (a Sinton E81372) that went bad. The inside was frozen so the pull-chain would not be pulled.|
Yet the wonderful secret about simple machines is that they are built to be cracked open. They're built with interchangeable parts. These days it's rare that parts are as fine as single pieces. When I open a machine I see sealed components like the Sinton E81372 in the above picture. Search for that on Amazon and sure enough there it is, waiting for the contingency that your switch has worn out or that some insensate Philistine has been pulling your chain so hard that it broke.
I'm a lighting freak. It's very hard for me to live somewhere that can't be flooded with daylight on sunny days, and the architectural mandate that rooms should have windows on two orthogonal walls is more important than the Ten Commandments.
And a rule I made up—something from days in the theater—is that every space should have its work lights. Standard operating conditions call for each room to have spot lighting appropriate for its purposes. My room has a reading lamp with a 60-watt fluorescent bulb by the bed, but this is anachronistic lip service to an era when reading devices didn't come with their own illumination. My desk has a TaoTronics LED Desk Lamp, a lovely device that allows me to adjust the hue from a yellowish nostalgic of incandescent days all the way into an intense Sirius-like subtle hint of blue. The brightness has a ten-point sliding scale. I can specify my favorite hue and brightness, which will serve as the default each time I turn the light on. A built-in timer will turn the light off thirty minutes after I touch it. There's also a pleasant night light. The light is mounted at the end of an arm with four different axes of bending and turning. And the USB plug on the side is smart enough to charge my phone at that accelerated rate. This divine light, after 276 reviews on Amazon has a 4.9 star rating. One curmudgeonly troll gave it a three-star rating.
But when I sweep and clean, move things around, or search for a lost washer on the floor, up come the working lights. I am a fan of that opening scene in Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man in which the narrator lives underground steals thousands of kilowatt hours from Con Edison to make a huge array of lights shine. It's a metaphor for the invisibility of the black man in America, but I'm drawn to light like moths because my mother always kept a funereally dark house. Now that I'm taking care of that house as she becomes incapable of doing so, I have illuminated my private surroundings even as I've left her in the dark she seems to prefer (indeed there are mysteriously dark circumstances around how my light switch came to break in the first place). Now that I've fixed the light, two LED bulbs, each equivalent in produced lumens to a 100 watt incandescent bulb, flood my humble 160 ft² with light whenever I pull the string.
When I first took up residence in this room, there was a single sixty-watt incandescent bulb in one of the sockets, and the other socket was empty. I lived with that for a while, but a few weeks ago I ordered three LED bulbs. One of them went into the kitchen, which, in my way of thinking has only two lighting modes: the dim light so midnight snackers can find their way to the kitchen, and Las Vegas brilliant for cooking. The LED lighting in the new stove hood combined with the new overhead light leave the room a little lopsided, but much better than it was. The other two bulbs screwed into my fan.
I was still basking in this sense of lighting accomplishment when the pull chain froze, and it was probably the ensuing frustration that impelled me to Crash Cart mode of taking the thing apart myself. I resolved that if I were careful in taking the thing apart, I would at least be able to put it back together, and I might even be able to fix it. The housing that held the switch inside and two light sockets on the outside was mounted below the fan itself. A bracket connected to the fan above held the light housing in place, and two wires, connected to wires from the fan unit by twist-on wire connectors, fed the lighting its electricity. Though I was eager to play with the housing, I did not want to play with electricity, so I turned the wall switch off.
The first thing I learned about was twist-on wire connectors (also known as wire nuts, wire connectors, cone connectors, or thimble connectors) courtesy of Wikipedia. Before I learned the correct terms, I was just calling them "twisty caps," which sounds like candy. Wire nuts are the Hotel California of electric parts: you can screw them on anytime you like, but they ain't never coming off. So once I unscrewed the housing from the fan, it was hanging loosely by its wires, which I cut as close to the wire nut as I could since I knew that later I would have to strip the wire and make a new connection.
So I put the housing on my desk and took it apart. There was nothing in the housing preventing the chain from being pulled. Only the switch itself was frozen. Taking it out of the housing let me find its part number proudly emblazoned on its side. Like I said, I have never done this before, so I proceeded with caution, attention, and consultation of Wikipedia. I had no tools for electrical work, so the order I typed into Amazon included not only the Sinton E81372 but a pair of wire strippers and a big assortment of wire nuts. Though I put all that in the same shopping cart, the items came from diverse sources, and each made its separate way to my house. I lived without the overhead light for a week before all the parts arrived.
I should stress here that since I was going forward carefully, it was very important to store all the little parts so they didn't get lost. Altoid boxes come in handy for projects like this. The Altoid boxes went into a large plastic box with room also for the switch housing and the large globe, which I ran through the dishwasher so that it's now the cleanest light globe in the house.
|With wire nuts, Altoid boxes, wire stripper, and ignorance tempered by determination, I set about installing the frozen switch's replacement.|
|The fan awaiting the light housing. The black and white wires first had to be stripped and attached to their sister wires with wire nuts.|
|The finished project.|
- Don't be afraid. Be positive, enjoy your exploration, and take pride in your accomplishment.
- Google for information, definitions, and how-to information. Both Wikipedia and YouTube abound with instructional information on maintenance and repair.
- On the Web, most manufacturers publish owner's manuals, schematic diagrams, exploded parts diagrams, and all kinds of guidance for the dissection and resurrection of their machinery. Use it.
- Most machines are built to be taken apart and put together again.
- Machines comprise replaceable parts, which greatly simplifies the task before you.
- Go slowly and pay attention.
- Take notes if necessary, so you can reassemble after your repair (or if you abort the mission because you can't repair it).
- Store parts carefully because you're going to have to put them back together again.
- Take time out to order and receive replacement parts and tools.
- Order tools if necessary—the right tool can make the difference between success and failure.
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
|Zalman Schachter-Shalomi (left) and Ram Dass, Santa Fe, New Mexico, 19 February 2008. Photo by Joan Halifax. Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.|
ISKCON has undergone a sea change in their tactics. They have backed off from the aggressive proselytizing in airports, on the street, and even door to door. Instead, they are writing about and promoting their healthy approach to food as their leading practice. Their Web site says:
Sometimes referred to as the “kitchen religion,” ISKCON, or the Hare Krishna Movement, believes the art of cooking is a sacred experience. The preparation and eating of food should be based on principles of compassion, non-violence and balanced living. Thus, Krishna devotees advocate a lacto-vegetarian diet, strictly avoiding meat, fish and eggs.Kitchen religion indeed—sweetness in the ears of foodies. In the 1970s, had ISKCON led with this idea instead of their anti-materialism, I might have shaved the long precious hair from my head and been dancing and chanting in the streets instead of ping-ponging back and forth between Mexico and university. Maybe I give away that I'm a foodie, but I find a practice that sanctifies not only the eating but the cooking quite exciting.
I have no problem with giving up meat. I've been more conscientious lately about not eating it at home, but if you invited me for dinner and served me brisket, I'd eat it without complaint. I've been exploring alternative protein sources, and feel better because of it. I would miss eggs somewhat. But I can't imagine going forever without fish. For the duration of a sojourn on a farm with the Krishna people, chanting, cooking, eating, and writing (always writing), I could manage. But as soon as I get back to town, I'm making a bee-line to Quality Seafood for two dozen oysters and some luscious whole fish eyeing me on my plate. So, Capital Metro says I can get out to their house in an hour and a half, so I might go talk to them, check it out. I'll get back to you on this.
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Last Friday I mentioned how the innately untrained mind lacks compassion. That began a series of blog posts that link the hatred of WoW players for noobs; that leaves people vulnerable to cults of personality; that leaves people blind to the obliteration of their own natural culture and its replacement by corporate culture.
Monday, September 26, 2016
|Prem Rawat (then age 8) in traditional mourning clothes, speaking after the death of his father in July 1966. Licensed by CC BY-SA 3.0.|
I don't remember what they called the big room where everybody gathered. Its walls and ceiling gave it a church-like feeling—might originally have been a church—but there were no pews, no furniture of any kind. Everyone sat on the plush wall-to-wall carpet. A big screen that rolled down from the ceiling, and there an excited collective gasp ran through the room, rather like what I hear when, during Dorothy's last minutes in Oz, the Good Witch Glenda shows up to help her with her having missed the balloon. The Master's image appeared on the screen and spoke to us. When he finished speaking, his followers, sitting cross-legged on the plush carpet, did a long deep bow. It feels good to put myself aside for a moment and yield to something else. But I never believed, as his followers did, that the Master was God on Earth, that he had been seen in two places at the same time, and that followers should give all their wealth to the Master. That's how he came to have the house with its spacious garage filled with cars in Malibu. A long-time cynic about materialism, I've long believed that acquisitiveness destroys the credibility of spiritual professions.
Richard Alpert was Professor at Harvard University, and he worked with Timothy Leary and others on research projects concerning effects of LSD. Alpert's psychedelic experiences led him into a spiritual quest that took him to India, where he met Guru Neem Karoli Baba. Alpert's experience was one of those meetings with remarkable men, and Karoli became Alpert's teacher. He called his guru Maharaj Ji, not to be confused with the 13-year-old Perfect Master. The guru gave him the name Ram Dass, was also called Maharaj Ji. There's a wonderful YouTube video of Richard Alpert's account of his meeting with Maharaj Ji, and here I have no doubt of the authenticity.
One thing that the Master's enterprise left behind in Denver was a natural grocery store long before such stores became popular. These religious organizations from India could be corrupt to the core—many of them were—but if nothing else, they taught their followers a better way to eat. The experience left me with a sense of, Ah, now I know what a cult of personality is, and I have recognized them at a glimpse ever since. I see cults around politicians like Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, whose business is to spin their cults into power bases. I see cults of personality around televangelists like Kenneth Copeland and Joel Osteen. I see cults of personality around industry leaders like Steve Jobs, which Apple exploits by making all their accessories proprietary so that cultists pay two or three times as much for the equivalent part in the Android world.
Sunday, September 25, 2016
|Donovan, Washington, 2007. Photo by Urbankayaker. Released to the public domain.|
|Donovan at the Alamo, 23 September 2016.|
The stage was bathed in solid colors, mostly red, during the music, but went to a warm natural glow during the banter between songs. Donovan sat on his elevated platform on the stage and told his stories about songs and how they came to be written and about other Rock personalities who had influenced him or that he had influenced. These stories steadily spun a feeling of intimacy with the audience.
Before intermission Donovan had time for two more songs, "Josie," which I didn't know, and "Jennifer Juniper," which I've always loved for its lilting wordplay, which I suspect might be a Scottish trait because I see something similar in the lighter passages of J.K. Rowling's work; and "There is a Mountain," which is also a great deal of fun:
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it isWho can't feel the child-like wonder and charm in these lyrics? If I couldn't, I would at least know something important had been lost in my life.
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is
Then it was time for intermission.
The Paramount, which serves as both a concert venue and movie theater, just celebrated its centenary anniversary last year. Woody Guthrie, an early influence on Donovan, also played the Paramount Stage many years ago. The theater's seats seem to be from Guthrie's time. The theater celebrates many fiftieth anniversaries this year. Donovan's tour celebrates the fiftieth anniversary of the release of Sunshine Superman. Monkees, comprising Mickey Dolenz and Peter Tork, are also coming on a fiftieth anniversary Tour. Priscilla Presley is coming to talk about "Elvis & Me."
Fifty years ago, on 24 September 1966, the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" was the number six song in the United States, and Donovan's title song "Sunshine Superman" was number five. (Number one was Cherish by the Association. The Supremes had the number two spot with "You Can't Hurry Love." The Four Tops had number three with "Reach Out I'll Be There." And Question Mark and the Mysterians held number four with their Wurlitzer rocking "96 Tears.")
"In the '60s and '70s we sat on cushions on floors writing songs," Donovan said. And this is why he sat on some elevated flooring to give his show. Donovan told the story about Paul McCartney showing up at his house with the half-finished "Yellow Submarine." Paul asked for some suggestions on the lyrics. Donovan thought about it and suggested
Sky of blue (Sky of blue) and sea of green (Sea of green)
In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)
|Luncheon of the Boating Party by Pierre-Auguste Renoir.|
Color sky, havana lakeAfter the song, Donovan added, "In 1966 and 1967 everything burst into color. I wonder why." There was a general muffled laughter. During that period every band released its most psychedelic albums—with the Beatles it was spread across both Sgt Pepper's and Magical Mystery Tour. For the Rolling Stones it was Satanic Majesty's Request. And for The Who, it was Magic Bus.
Color sky, rose carmethene
Wear your love like heaven (Wear your love like)
Wear your love like heaven (Wear your love like)
Wear your love like heaven (Wear your love)
Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man" draws me into the psychedelic feeling, like a contact high shared with a thousand people, and he followed this with "Sunrise Superman" and "Season of the Witch."
Then Donovan told us a story about how, after a certain song became a hit, people keep coming up to Donovan and saying "It doesn't work." They were referring to smoking banana peels. People were desperate to try anything that was legal because oppressive governments were handing out sentences like twenty years for possessing a single marijuana cigarette. It was a funny story and the perfect lead-in for "Mellow Yellow," which ended the second set. Donovan's encore song was his masterpiece, "Atlantis," which roused the audience in one last fevered pitch before the magical evening was over.
Saturday, September 24, 2016
It's a little tricky for me to play Warcraft because my laptop and my desktop both run Linux. A couple of years ago I became so exasperated with the slowness Windows 8.1 that I finally exorcised Microsoft from my life. I even called up Microsoft support and told them that ever since they installed 8.1 on my system, it's been slow as my grandmother on the Interstate, and they said, "If you pay us $60, we'll check it out." I told them I wasn't going to pay them to fix a system they broke, which was the end of that conversation.
Eliminating Microsoft sounds easier said than done because Microsoft products are everywhere, looking over your shoulder, and peering deep into your life—rather like Facebook, the friendly face of NSA, Big Brother, the privacy violators.
|Riz Ahmed as Aaron Kalloor in Jason Bourne.|
A character on HBO's Silicon Valley makes an interesting observation about programmers:
They always travel in groups of five, these programmers. There's always:
- a tall skinny white guy,
- short skinny Asian guy,
- fat guy with the pony tail,
- some guy with crazy facial hair,
- then an East Indian guy.
Now of course it's not Bourne but Snowden, courtesy of Oliver Stone, whom we should be watching: the only thing the US loves more than its dirty secrets is hunting down and forever locking up the soul that spills those secrets.
I've never been too worried about surveillance in cyberspace because watching me comes with its own punishment—go ahead, bore yourself to death. And I never was a Bill Gates hater—hate, like blood, is a big expense—nor did I engage in that silly debate—which now more than ever seems to have originated out of a Steve Jobs cult of personality—over whether PC's or Apples were better. I got paid a lot of money for working on PC's, so as far as I was concerned, the debate began and ended with my salary. But what finally threw the needle in my eye as far as Microsoft goes was Windows 8.1. Its retarded performance was well documented across the Web, as were a thousand home-brewed solutions for fixing it—none of them any more effective than drinking vinegar to cure cancer. Yet Microsoft never acknowledged the problem existed, so they were fucking with the two most precious things in my life: my machine and the truth.
Even now, with Windows 10, which putatively ends Microsoft's embarrassment of 8.1, people struggle to trick Windows into reverting back to Windows 7.
Because I threw off the Microsoft yoke, I have Linux on my desktop and laptop machines. Blizzard, who makes World of Warcraft, supports only PC and Apple versions of its game. There are, however, ways to run software for the PC on a Linux machine. One of them is called WINE (WINdows Emulator), which creates the illusion of a PC inside my Linux machine, and for a while I was able to run WoW that way. Increasingly sophisticated and complex releases of both Wow and Linux made the homebrewed approach with WINE increasingly difficult, and though solutions were scattered all over the Web, the techies sharing their solutions could not write clearly or completely enough to make their solutions useful to me. I worked twenty-five years as a computer programmer, so my technical background might help me find an answer eventually, but it's also important not to get diverted in an eddy of technical problems but to stay focused on writing. So finally I found a commercial product called CrossOver from Codeweavers that uses Wine as its platform, but every conceivable contingency has supposedly been accounted for, so it works when no other solution will, and I don't have to go out to the Web searching for Linux and WINE arcana. I've been using CrossOver on a free-trial basis, but today I have to decide:
- Pay for CrossOver.
- Buy a new Windows machine for playing WoW.
- Or give WoW up.
Eventually I will need a good Windows machine whether I play WoW or not. I want a solid gaming machine, but I'm also going to get a special camera so I can photograph my notebooks, and this too requires a Windows machine. I figure this is an opportunity to buy and assemble a fast gaming machine component by component—there's a Web site called that will guide me on putting compatible parts together. But for now, I'm most likely going to go with the commercial Wine solution because it's only $60.
Even though the commercial WINE runs pretty well most of the time, there is occasional slowness, and sometimes it crashes. The other day I was in-game aboard a flying airship—like the old wooden ships that sailed the seas, only this floats in the air—and I was given a quest that required that I click on the Captain to start. I clicked several times, but nothing happened. I felt I might be stuck. There was another player bouncing around on the ship.
"Are you stuck?" I asked.
"No. Noob," he said. Noob comes from newbie, a new player. Within the WoW culture, noob is not just a matter of fact statement that I am a new player, but it labels me as an object for derision, shaming, and hatred. It pins me as a butt for tricks calculated to capitalize upon my naïveté in the game. I'm used to this sort of abuse now—I just figure, ah, here's another kid whose trashy parents have done nothing to enlighten him. When people start to play, they are likely kids, but people have grown up playing this game, which was release twelve years ago. Nearly a third of the players are 20 or under.
According to Statista, the "distribution of World of Warcraft players in 2013, by age group was:
- Ages 16-20 account for 29% of WoW's players.
- 20-25 37%
- 25-30 18%
- 30-40 9%
- 40-50 1%
- >50 0.5%
So as you can see, the elder group to which I belong is drastically outnumbered and is subject to a lot of abuse from the youthful groups. It's also interesting to note that the vanilla players—vanilla refers to the original release before any of the expansion packs came along—is now distributed among the age groups between 20 and 30. Vanilla players almost universally look back at the vanilla version, when the game was difficult and challenging, in the same nostalgic way a grownup who, in his youth, had to walk to school barefoot.
So I have a lot of fun playing WoW, but these rude kids make a downside.
Friday, September 23, 2016
Sad stuff has been happening lately. It reminds me of the undisciplined nature of humans. The Buddha teaches that the undisciplined mind suffers through its own innate selfishness. This selfishness often manifests itself in rudeness and lack of compassion for others. I've been seeing that a lot lately.
This begins a series of blog posts with various examples of the lack of compassion, but with a lot of anecdotes thrown in. Today's blog is very short, but that first paragraph says a lot and should be considered carefully for a long time.
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
|Casey Neistat in Sydney.|
- $1 to drill;
- $999 for knowing where to drill.
It's short-sighted to say Casey got all this and presents too for eight minutes onstage: he got it for being Casey who evolved on a path that has taken years. He got it for knowing where to drill.
I presume he was paid for his talk, but Casey is too discreet to talk about his business affairs in his videos. The trip also involved a stop in Dubai to visit someone for reasons unclear to me other than that the Emirates native demonstrated what kind of toys appeal to an adolescent mind after a twenty-something-year marinade in petroleum—then Casey's seat on the plane out of Dubai somehow gets upgraded to a $21,000 first-class seat on Emirates (the airline).
Then Australia, and Casey's back down to Earth. By all accounts, including Casey's, the Australians are famously friendly—unlike New Yorkers who are infamously surly and highly suspicious of anyone who cracks a smile or says "g'day mate!"—so it was ironic that the Australian equivalent of Homeland Security confiscated Casey's Boosted Board as he was about to board a plane to leave the island continent. It's paradoxical that they didn't take his drone, with which he produced some spectacular footage around Sydney Harbor, including a breathtaking flight over the Harbor Bridge. Much more than the Board, the drone looks like spycraft. For Casey that Boosted Board is a tool of his trade far more than a toy: it is his primary means of transportation on the streets of Manhattan. It is the camera dolly for film production. Half of his video narration happens outdoors on the street at 30 mph as he dodges through traffic and pedestrian crowds. Most of all, like his paint-splattered Ray-Bans, the Boosted Board is part of Casey's public image. Confiscating the Board is like seizing Bob Dylan's harmonica. It's like confiscating Paul McCartney's Hofner bass or Woody Guthrie's guitar, which was labeled, "This machine kills fascists." Maybe the Aussies were afraid Casey's board kills fascists too, but taking that board makes the Australian security workers look bad.
|Vlogbrothers John and Hank Green.|
The Vlogbrothers channel grew out of an idea that "that the brothers would cease all text-based communication for one year and, instead, converse by video blogs every weekday" (Wikipedia). They called the project, Brotherhood 2.0. The Greens posted their video communication on both their Web site and on YouTube, and even after the year-long ended, they have continued each posting to the Vlogbrothers' channel.
Yet the vlogging is only one aspect out of a tremendous amount of production growth. In all, they now have eleven channels that are primarily concerned with education. I'm mostly interested in the Crash Course channel because here are neatly packaged resources of knowledge that are ripe and awaiting the picking. The about section lists the subjects and their teachers:
Hank Green teaches you Anatomy & Physiology; Phil Plait teaches you Astronomy; Craig Benzine teaches you U.S. Government and Politics; Adriene Hill and Jacob Clifford teach you Economics. Check out the playlists for past courses in World History, Biology, Literature, Ecology, Chemistry, Psychology, and US History.I don't see John Green's courses listed here, but i know he teaches at least philosophy because I watched the class, "How Words Can Harm: Crash Course Philosophy #28," which is a frank and philosophically interesting analysis of hate speech. I also find listings of courses Physics (Dr. Shini Somara), Games, Philosophy, Psychology (Hank Green), World History 2 (John Green).
On top of all this, much to my astonishment, I discovered today that John Green happens to be the author of The Fault in Our Stars. He expresses in his latest vlog on the Vlogbrothers channel many of the classic doubts of a writer after publishing the first novel: can I do it again? And my intuition detects an insecurity common to almost any human who succeeds at something, which Woody Allen brings up at the beginning of Annie Hall—both Allen's jokes are funny but I mean the second commonly attributed to Groucho Marx:
There's a major novelist, still active, who, before he published, was working in an office in London with, among other people, the father of a friend of mine. At least once a week the office-mates would go to a nearby pub to relax together, and they were always sure to ask this writer-to-be if he wanted to come along.
"Oh, no," he would say, "I have to go home and work on my novel."
When I told this story to my thesis adviser, he said, "Ah, he must have been working on..." and he accurately named this writer's first book. "It wasn't all that good, and he was lucky to publish." He focused on writing after that, and now he produces brilliant stuff and is one of my favorite writers.
Many are those who delude themselves into thinking they can hold down a full-time career in some profession and write a novel on the weekends. Or they can wait until they retire, then write. Good luck. Most writers write their first novels in their twenties. Joseph Conrad, a late starter because he first had his career at sea, began writing at thirty-eight.
I am the last person John Green would ask, but surely the author of The Fault in Our Stars has the resources to buy some mountain land, build a cabin solid enough for a hard winter, then spend a year writing, reading, and watching a few movies.
If he could dedicate himself to communicating with his brother by video and not in writing for a year for Brotherhood 2.0, surely he could dedicate himself to communicating with his novel in writing and not doing video for a year for Novel 2.0.
Monday, September 19, 2016
|yo-ho-ho! french man-o'-war under attack by barbary gentlemen o' fortune, ca. 1615. Painting by Aert Anthonisz.|
Today gentlemen o' fortune armed with automatic fire sticks an' pineapple-petard-hurlin' sticks use small put-put boats to attack an' board ships, a tactic that there takes advantage o' the small number o' crew members on modern cargo vessels an' transport ships. Them crews is shippin' men, an' when they see the gleamin' smiles of a hundert grizzly gentlemen, they gentle up right-quick!
In ancient times, the Illyrians an' the Tyrrhenians was known as gentlemen o' fortune. The ancient Greek an' ancient Roman nations faced piracy. Durin' their voyages, the Phoenicians oftentimes resorted to piracy. Some Phoenician gentlemen o' fortune specialized in kidnappin' children an' youth to be sold as slaves.
The most widely known an' far-reachin' gentlemen o' fortune in medieval europe was the vikings, seaborne warriors from Scandinavia who raided an' looted mainly between the 8th an' 12th centuries of the current age, which be known as the Vikin' age in the early middle ages. They raided the coasts, rivers an' inland cities o' all western Europe as farrr as Seville, which been attacked by Norse in 844. Vikings also attacked the coasts o' North Africa an' It-ly an' plundered all the coasts o' the Baltic sea. Some vikings ascendin' the rivers o' eastern europe as farrr as the black sea an' Persia. The lack o' centralized powers all o'er europe durin' the middle ages enabled gentlemen o' fortune to attack ships an' coastal areas all o'er the continent.
Now, just remember, use matey a lot an' say arrrr a lot so's we don't confuse ye with a landlubber an' press ye into service! Do we have a clear understandin'?
|Capture of the Pirate Blackbeard, 1718 depicting the battle between Blackbeard and Robert Maynard in Ocracoke Bay; romanticized depiction by Jean Leon Gerome Ferris from 1920.|
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Tofu, PS4-VR, tiny hands, channeling Stones, Japanese groceries, & what Russian fashion bloggers read.
|Yesterday was errand day, so I trooped bravely into the late summer sauna with Birkenstocks not yet broken in, but still performing reasonably well. It was me, coming out of my summer hibernation in this viciously summered climate that had a hard time. I had wanted to get up into the area of Burnet Road where my errands are, knock a few out of the way, but by the time I reached Teriyaki Madness, eight tenths of a mile into my hike, I needed to stop for some conditioned air, even though it was only another tenth of a mile to my first planned stop. I'd eaten here before, and it was basically good, but I ate too much, and based on that, I got the bowl and not the plate, and I got tofu instead of chicken. And, for the culinary fun in it, I got long skinny slurpy noodles. I left feeling quite content—it was a good lunch, and I had a sense of conquest because now I knew the way to eat here for me.|
The day had begun as usual—people used to begin their day with the newspapers, and I begin with the phone, which I really use more as a tablet than a phone. Ah, the phone, let's dispose of that: I'm extremely adverse to it. Unless you are a child of my parents or have made an appointment beforehand by email, I'm most likely not going to answer. Furthermore, woe to the unknown caller foolish enough not to leave voice mail explaining their cause, for that sort of rudeness consigns that telephonic soul to the blacklist circle of cell phone hell. Even callers who dare to leave a message miserably fail the test of eloquence set before them and soon find themselves consigned to the same flames as their silent brethren. If I seem cruel, it's because a few weeks ago I fell prey to some browser trick promising me a thousand-dollar Walmart gift certificate if only I would give them a few bits of information, but this leads into an infinite looping interrogation designed to drive the would-be claimant away before the pale shadow of a prize is finally revealed. By now my phone is almost silenced to normal again because I expect I've survived the half-life of the frenzy resulting from my naïve foolishness, and if anyone is still bothering to call, I don't know about it because of the blacklist. (The app I use to blacklist callers and tentatively to identify callers as potential spammers is called CallApp, which actually comprises two apps: Call App and Caller ID & Block.)
So at present I'm using the cramped but relatively generous 5.5" diagonal screen of my Note 4 as a pad to access the Internet. For a while I had a small tablet, which was much less cramped, for my morning news, and I'm thinking about getting another. At least I don't have one of those tiny screens that the Apple iPhones have—their unspoken user requirements rise straight from a line of E.E. Cummings:
nobody,not even the rain,has such small handsHere are some of the things I found this morning.
—E.E. Cummings. "somewhere i have never traveled,gladly beyond"
|So what does a Russian fashion blogger (if Google's translator is to be believed) read while waiting for a plane? The Russian edition of Story, a venerable publisher of quality short stories featuring on this issue's cover, Benedict Cumberbatch, who plays Sherlock Holmes in the BBC's latest rendering of the super-sleuth, Sherlock. Holmes's creator, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, produced an ouvre rich in stories, so Cumberbatch's handsome mug merits a view on the fiction magazine's cover despite his Hollywood-quality good looks—his appearance suggests the potential to be the next Bond, though I don't think the series feels the hurry to make a change just yet.|
|Mick Jagger, or, more likely, someone from the Stones PR staff authorized to Tweet in Jagger's name, asked for a suggestion for a song for "The Desert Tour," which I think means the deserty stretch of the current ongoing North American tour in October at Indio, California, and Las Vegas, Nevada. Asking for requests is a popular social network tactic to engage audience by giving them the illusion of empowerment—imagine, "Wow, the Stones played my request!" But fine, I like the Rolling Stones and still believe they are the world's greatest rock and roll band, so I'm willing to suspend all disbelief and play along. A quick consultation of Google found what seems to be the only Stones song mentioning the desert, so I quoted back the appropriate line along with the title, "Emotional Rescue." That elegant little reply got a handful of likes, including one from the Rolling Stones Twitter account (though I replied to Jagger's account). I was pleased by whoever nodded behind the name. Jagger, Keith Richards, and Ron Wood all have personal accounts—I couldn't find one for Charlie Watts, unfortunately. Wood's account is the most active with tweets that appear to be from the guitarist—he and his wife recently had twins, the arrival of which he announced by retweeting this congratulatory message from Rod Steward; he likes dogs; he likes to send funny selfies, like one of him jumping off a high gnarly stump (?); standing in a store in front of a spectrum of cups and tea pots; or enjoying a coffee at a coffeehouse in a way that reminds us that even a rock-and-roll star is, on the bottom line, a bloke just like the rest of us—which is a cool thing about Wood: he's just a tad more egalitarian in his tweeting than the rest of them. Of course his account also contains the requisite Stones news, but then we need to know that too.|
Finally, after all that browsing on my phone, I was up, dressed, and out for my hike. After lunch I printed documents—I had sent them ahead to the UPS Store by email, and since it was only two pages to print, they let me have them without a charge, which I thought was very kind of them. I made a bank deposit. Then I mailed the documents. That was the heart, the mandatory part of my errands. After that I could enjoy myself, so I went to Walmart, mostly to cool off, partly to window shop. I know there is a stereotype out there of Walmart workers who are barely scraping by with minimum wage jobs and perhaps not much to say, but the young woman I spoke to in the electronics department was smart as a whip about technology, and she was able to make some suggestions about taking tablets on the road. She also referred me to the Sony person who was demonstrating the new Playstation Virtual Reality at the front of the store.
|The woman from Sony had a short line of people waiting to try out her machine, the new Playstation VR, but it was worth the wait. My only big question was whether this would work with the PS4, but the answer was a firm yes: the PS4 is a necessity. The system also requires a Playstation camera, which is used by software that needs to "see" what the user is doing (like in exercise programs, for example). The VR itself comprises a goggle-like device that wraps around the eyes and head rather like Geordi La Forge's vision device in Star Trek the New Generation, and a pair of headphones, which wrap around I went on a virtual reality dive in a shark cage. I could look up and see the boat on the surface of the water above me. The water swarmed variously with jellyfish, tuna, and other denizens of the deep, but the king of this was a great white shark who vented his rage against my cage by ripping things away from it—first, a gas tank; then a light; and finally the bars itself until I was sitting in my cage with nothing between me and the shark. Fortunately he lost interest in me. I missed the sense of motion that one gets when, in special theaters, the seats (or the whole mini-theater) is gimbal mounted, but it was still a remarkable experience, and I was more than willing to forgive its shortcomings like slightly less resolution than I would like in the graphics. But the technology has created a big new space, and it will take a while for the software to fill it. We live in exciting times!|
I took a chance on the Capital Metro app, which has been dodgy for me, but worked today, thank goodness. This took me down to the Burnet Road HEB, which makes a lot easier walk home than where I spent most of the day. From HEB, Asahi, the Japanese grocery store, is also directly in my path. Since I don't get by there very often, I went inside and got some cool things, which I'll list below with a few comments, but I'm basically done except for two points:
- When I got home, I made biscuits and gravy. This was very easy since everything was basically ready-made: the biscuits just needed to be popped out of their tube and baked for 15 minutes. The turkey breakfast sausage needed to be cooked, but the gravy again was instant. I added the necessary water on top of the sausage and let it come to a boil for a while to make sure that it was well cooked, then I just added the gravy powder and stirred until the lumps went away. After that I split open biscuits, ladled sausage and gravy on top, and ate with comfort-food joy. It was so good.
- Usually when I eat, I put something on the television. If I'm I'm not actively watching something like Game of Thrones or Casual, an easy default so that I don't spend my time in endless show shopping is to watch Seinfeld, of which there is a supply of over a hundred episodes on Hulu (join me on Hulu and get two weeks free). And imagine: the four principals of the show were getting a million dollars per episode in the last season. (About that endless show shopping—if I'm not actively working my way through a program's seasons, I can spend whole evenings reading descriptions but never actually committing to a program.) But as I punched the button to watch the next episode of Seinfeld—Hulu keeps track for me—I caught a glimpse that there was a new season of Manhattan, the first season of which I had just finished streaming a couple of weeks ago, and with the usual mourning for a TV show, I resigned myself to waiting a year before I would see what happened next. But lo! Behold! There it is!
|This is dried squid, which I love. I first ate it in Korea, and have been eating it ever since. A wonderful, tasty, and very healthy snack.|
|I suppose, from an American p.o.v., these too are an acquired taste. The tiny dried minnows make a great snack either straight or sprinkled on top fo rice.|
|This is a bigger bag of assorted snacks, and costs five bucks.|
|This is a small cup (about four ounces) of soup ingredients. I found no English on the packaging, so I don't know what it is, which is why I bought it. The cashier told me, but I forget what she said.|
|I love these instant noodle soups and buy a lot of them. I strive for variety. Lately I've been revisiting curry, and plan to cook some more, but in the meantime here's an instant curry-flavored soup.|
|For corn lovers everywhere, there are a few dried kernels that reconstitute during the cooking of the soup.|